Just a bunch of emotes for channels along with a few extra`s.
on *:TEXT:!hug:#:/describe $chan hugs $nick
on *:TEXT:!hug *:#:/describe $chan sees: $nick hugs $2-
on *:TEXT:!slap:#:/describe $chan slaps $nick around a bit with a large trout
on *:TEXT:!slap *:#:/describe $chan sees: $nick slaps $2-
on *:TEXT:!curse:#:/describe $chan Yells at $nick : Avada Kedavra!
on *:TEXT:!curse *:#:/describe $chan sees: $nick Yells "Avada Kedavra!" at $2-
on *:TEXT:!kiss:#:/describe $chan kisses $nick cause $nick made him do it
on *:TEXT:!kiss *:#:/describe $chan sees: $nick kisses $2- !
on *:TEXT:!loveya *:#:/describe $chan sees: $nick loves $2-
on *:TEXT:!order *:#:/describe $chan gives $nick $2-
on *:TEXT:!snog *:#:/describe $chan sees: $nick snogs $2-
on *:TEXT:!g2g:#:/describe $chan waves goodbye to $nick
on *:TEXT:!bye *:#:/describe $chan sees: $nick waves goodbye to $2-
on *:TEXT:!nick:#:/msg $chan $nick : You can change your nickname by typing: /nick new nick
on *:TEXT:!register:#:/msg $chan $nick : You can register your nickname by typing: /msg nickserv register Password Email
on *:TEXT:!identify:#:/msg $chan $nick : You can identify your nickname by typing: /msg nickserv identify Nick Password
on *:TEXT:!trout:#:/describe $chan gives $nick a trout, so you can eat it, or slap with it :-P
on *:TEXT:!ignore:#:/msg $chan $nick : You can ignore user by typing: /ignore nickname
on *:TEXT:!unignore:#:/msg $chan $nick : You can unignore user by typing: /ignore -r nickname
on *:TEXT:!drop:#:/msg $chan $nick : You can drop/unregister your nickname by typing: /msg nickserv drop
on *:TEXT:!help:#:/msg $chan $nick : Help Commands: !nick !register !identify !ignore !unignore !drop
on *:mode:#:/notice $me $nick changed $chan mode to $1-
on *:TEXT:!time:#:/msg $chan $nick : The time is now $time !
on *:TEXT:!Hi5:#:/describe $chan hi-fives $nick
on *:TEXT:!Hi5 *:#:/describe $chan sees: $nick hi-fives $2-
on *:TEXT:!kill:#:/describe $chan kill $nick
on *:TEXT:!kill *:#:/describe $chan sees: $nick kills $2- "that wasn't nice $nick !" *calls 911*
on *:TEXT:$($me):#:{
/msg $chan $nick
}